Monday, April 1, 2013

A Shore Thing - Nicole Polizzi

Summary:  It’s a summer to remember . . . at the Jersey Shore.

Giovanna “Gia” Spumanti and her cousin Isabella “Bella” Rizzoli are going to have the sexiest summer ever. While they couldn’t be more different—pint-size Gia is a carefree, outspoken party girl and Bella is a tall, slender athlete who always holds her tongue—for the next month they’re ready to pouf up their hair, put on their stilettos, and soak up all that Seaside Heights, New Jersey, has to offer: hot guidos, cool clubs, fried Oreos, and lots of tequila.

So far, Gia’s summer is on fire. Between nearly burning down their rented bungalow, inventing the popular “tan-tags” at the Tantastic Salon where she works, and rescuing a shark on the beach, she becomes a local celebrity overnight. Luckily, she meets the perfect guy to help her keep the flames under control. Firefighter Frank Rossi is exactly her type: big, tan, and Italian. But is he tough enough to handle Gia when things really heat up?

Bella is more than ready for some fun in the sun. Finally free of her bonehead ex-boyfriend, she left home in Brooklyn with one goal in mind: hooking up with a sexy gorilla for a no-strings-attached summer fling. In no time, she lands a job leading “Beat Up the Beat” dance classes at a local gym, and is scooped up by Beemer-driving, preppy Bender Newberry. Only problem: Bella can’t get her romantic and ripped boss Tony “Trouble” Troublino out of her head. He’s relationship material. Suddenly, Bella’s not sure what she wants.

The cousins soon realize that for every friend they make on the boardwalk, there are also rivals, slummers, and frenemies who will do anything to ruin their summer—and try their relationship. Before July ends, the bonds of family and friendship will be stretched to the breaking point. Will the haters prevail, or will Gia and Bella find love at the Shore?

For everyone who loves MTV’s hit reality show, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi’s sweet, funny, and sexy novel perfectly captures the heat, the energy, the fun, and the drama of Jersey Shore.  (Summary and cover taken from

My Review:   Wow.  Okay, I know what you're thinking.  I did, too.  I was skeptical at first.  But wow.  Never have I read something so deep, so intensely beautiful, full of wisdom and wrought with angst that spoke directly to me.  This has caused me to reevaluate my standards in entertainment, and I've come to a HUGE decision for the blog.  (Mindy SAID I could make changes if I want.)

This blog is converting to a reality series review.  

I know!  Reality TV is the wave of the future, it's time we embraced it!!  Want to catch up on your favorite smut?  Here's where you'll find the most up-to-date information!!  We're so excited about these developments ... my DVR is already full!

Sum it Up:  APRIL FOOL'S!!   

Disclaimer:  I've never read "A 'Shore' Thing" nor do I plan to.  I already took one for the team and read Modelland.  Sorry.  Have a wonderful April Fool's Day, everyone, and be kind to one another!

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